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SEASON 8 · FOOFARAW MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY

A FOOFARAW SPECIAL ISSUE · SEPTEMBER

Something has gone terribly wrong

Megan Diedericks

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Something has gone terribly wrong — cover art by Tony Tran

Once or twice, when I was a kid, I ran away from a T-Rex. I got inside just in time to press a double-hung door closed with my back. The ground shook with each step the dinosaur took towards me, but it became even scarier when the world fell silent. I woke up from the nightmare each time (apologies for the writing-cliché) with a pounding heart and concern that the beast would be right outside if I was brave enough to go look.

Fear of a beast is also what this peek behind the submission-curtain felt like to me, except the T-Rex was just the fear I would somehow massively fuck up, and Foofaraw’s downfall would have my initials scrawled in the rubble. Naturally, much like being chased by a dinosaur, that was highly unlikely—which I can only thank Kevin for. He placed an insane amount of trust in me, and still did most of the work (thank you, king!), never once throwing me to the dinosaurs. You can also thank him for the tidbit about my nightmare; it was his idea I include it in the intro months before we started sorting through submissions.

Proverbial beasts aside, a real dinosaur is something amazing. Not just for the obvious reasons, but because they can make you feel small; even if none of us were around to see them in real time and even if we’re talking about those chicken-like ones (I bet they were ankle-biters.)

Feeling small is a theme I think is most prominent with the amazing stories and poems we curated for this issue—whether the dinosaur is a metaphor, very hungry, or simply bones. I hope that’s the feeling every reader will come across with this very first Someone Else’s September; not to feel insignificant but to find comfort in knowing there was something greater and bigger than all of us once. And, of course, there is also comfort in not being the one trapped in the jaws of a toothy beast… yet.

—Megan

Megan Diedericks writes poetry and fiction, everything from meek to macabre can be found in between the lines. Find all Megan's published work, and more, on her website: bit.ly/megandiedericks

SPECIMEN INVENTORY

STORIES

  • 01 NOT YET RECOVERED Small Creatures Among Great Beasts Jaime Gill
  • 02 NOT YET RECOVERED Smash Burgers Alexander V. Koval
  • 03 NOT YET RECOVERED The Bones of Doubt Julia Rajagopalan
  • 04 NOT YET RECOVERED When To? Meagan Fisher
  • 05 NOT YET RECOVERED Dinosaurs Are Too Big Tyler Lee
  • 06 NOT YET RECOVERED Time Has No Memory Aeryn Rudel

POEMS

OBSERVATION

  • 10 NOT YET RECOVERED The Dinosaur Essay Nicholas De Marino

CARTOONS

  • 11 NOT YET RECOVERED Dino Nuggies Zack Rhodes
  • 12 NOT YET RECOVERED Dino Dad Zack Rhodes
  • 13 NOT YET RECOVERED Dino Therapy John Garvey

INTERVIEWS

  • 14 NOT YET RECOVERED Jaime Gill Small Creatures Among Great Beasts
  • 15 NOT YET RECOVERED Alexander V. Koval Smash Burgers
  • 16 NOT YET RECOVERED Julia Rajagopalan The Bones of Doubt
  • 17 NOT YET RECOVERED Meagan Fisher When To?
  • 18 NOT YET RECOVERED Tyler Lee Dinosaurs Are Too Big
  • 19 NOT YET RECOVERED Aeryn Rudel Time Has No Memory

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