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October 2026

How to Avoid Your Problems
H.C. Ricci
Specimen edition • Edition of 5
Flanders, George and His Pimavanserin
William O’Brien
Airmail edition • Edition of 5
New Beginnings
Jacob Baugher
VHS edition • Edition of 5

September 2026

Platypus Portal
William Shaw
Amber edition • Edition of 5
Time Has No Memory
Aeryn Rudel
Amber edition • Edition of 5
Dinosaurs Are Too Big
Tyler Lee
Amber edition • Edition of 5
When To?
Meagan Fisher
Amber edition • Edition of 5
The Bones of Doubt
Julia Rajagopalan
Amber edition • Edition of 5
The Dinosaur Essay
Nicholas De Marino
Amber edition • Edition of 5
Smash Burgers
Alexander V. Koval
Amber edition • Edition of 5
What the Dinosaurs Tell Their Children About the Earth’s Destruction
Emily Garland
Amber edition • Edition of 5
Small Creatures Among Great Beasts
Jaime Gill
Amber edition • Edition of 5
Please Note, the Dinosaurs have Returned
and in attempts to spread their spirituality, robots, left to their own devices for half the current definition of eternity, are in the process of uploading the last reels of…
Please Note, the Dinosaurs have Returned — House
Please Note, the Dinosaurs have Returned — Amber edition
Amber edition • Edition of 5

August 2026

Barflies in the Wild
(CAMERA zooms in on Earth, on North America, on the state of Illinois, on the city of Chicago, onto a crowded street on which The Top Hat Tavern is located.) (VOICE OVER begins:)…
Barflies in the Wild — House
Barflies in the Wild — Gold edition
Gold edition • Edition of 5
Never Quit Your Post
I sit on my couch with the pistol hidden between the cushions.
Never Quit Your Post — Tech edition
Tech edition • Edition of 5
Your Daily Tear Away Horoscope
FEB 1 The new month dawns upon you.
Your Daily Tear Away Horoscope — House
Your Daily Tear Away Horoscope — Tarot edition
Tarot edition • Edition of 5
Deer Xing
“Hey, Alex, you seen the deer?” Web called.
Deer Xing — House
Full Art edition • Edition of 5

July 2026

Too Many Mystics
Stake-outs are the worst part of my job.
Tarot edition • Edition of 5
The Tongues of Ghosts
I’m almost fourteen years old when the ghost wakes me for the second night in a row.
Retro edition • Edition of 5
Developing your mindfulness practice!
Dear Pilgrim, Hallo!
Grid edition • Edition of 5
Ostraka
We break readily, when we’re flung into the scrap pits.
VHS edition • Edition of 5
What Do Moms Know About Fashion?
My mother clucked her tongue when I had my neck stretched on my twentieth birthday.
Xray edition • Edition of 5

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