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a letter from the editor
by Chaz Osburn
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Unless youâre a fellow ink-stained wretchâthis is an age-old term for a writerâyou may be unaware of the controversy sweeping certain corners of the Internetâby corners, I mean content, as the internet is not something to be physically graspedâinvolving the punctuation known as the em dash.
What the heck is an em dashâcome on, I know some of you are wonderingâand whatâs the controversy? Glad you asked.
Writers have used em dashesâsimple, straight-line devices exactly like the ones included in this sentenceâfor years. They are a great way to set apart information and allow writers to avoid all those other complicated and sometimes confusing punctuation marksâcolons, semi-colons, slashes, etc. Punctuation marks that many people often donât use properlyâincluding writers themselves!
But now there are thoseâsome may be your friends, some may be neighbors, some may be work colleaguesâwho believe that when you see a story in, say, a magazine or a newspaper that contains em dashes, itâs a sure sign the author did not write the story themselves but rather used an AI program such as ChatGPT.
Not familiar with ChatGPT? Thatâs okay, my parents wouldnât know what ChatGPT is either. So, to ensure you get the best explanation possible, I asked ChatGPT to provide a polished definition of itself. Hereâs the result:
âChatGPT is an AIâdriven chatbot developed by OpenAIâbased on the Generative Preâtrained Transformer (GPT) architectureâthat processes natural language prompts and generates humanâlike responses across diverse formats, from casual conversation to code, essays, translations, or creative writing.â
Iâm not exactly certain what all of this meansâI suppose if you work at MIT on some AI project and you read this, youâre rolling your eyesâbut it sure seems authoritative.
At this point I should add that I asked ChatGPT to provide its definition using two em dashes. Clever, huh? I hope youâre curious about the resultâI was curious, which is why I asked in the first placeâso please digest the following:
âThis incorporates two em dashesâone after âOpenAIâ and another after âarchitectureââand succinctly covers what ChatGPT is and what it does, with definitions drawn from trusted sources.â
Trusted sources? Hell, if you canât trust the Internetâby the way, I am one who believes it was not invented by former Vice President Al Gore, but rather an assortment of smart peopleâwhat can you trust? But back to the em dash.
As a frequent user of the em dash, I was shocked when I recently became aware of how controversialâperhaps debatable is a more precise wordâthis little punctuation mark had become. As mentioned before, it has certain sections of the Internet abuzz. To be clear, not the Internet itself, but with certain users who like to spend their time there.
To think that the use of an em dash signals AI could be behind the authorship of an article seems quite ridiculous. But againâand I did this because I was curiousâI asked ChatGPT if my observation is accurate. Hereâs how it responded:
âThe use of an em dash is consistent with AI-generated writing, but it is not a reliable indicator of AI authorship on its own.â
If you have a dash of common senseâyes, thatâs supposed to be funnyâyouâll agree.