Alexander V. Koval
an interview with the author of Smash Burgers
An interview with the author of Moon to Moon FM

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I question everything, particularly official narratives. That doesnât mean I âbelieve inâ conspiracy theories. Instead, I tend to simply ignore things that have nothing to do with my daily life as they donât affect me and I canât do anything about them anyway.
Whether the earth is round or flat or humans ever went to the moon or not really doesnât matter in my day-to-day life. Nor, do I suspect, it truly matters to most other people. Unless your job is somehow dependent on the actual shape of the earth or space exploration funding, why is anybody fighting about this? Sherlock Holmes expressed a similar sentiment in A Study of Scarlet about not caring whether the earth revolved around the sun or vice versa, and I agree.
I have yet to call a radio program, although some of my family members have. My late grandmother in particular frequently called radio stations to win prizes and often did. She also enjoyed listening to a certain nighttime talk show that shall remain nameless. That program definitely inspired âMoon to Moon FM,â as did the fact that my grandmother believed a lot of the interviewed guestsâ wild stories.
I unfortunately think that they would receive the alleged Area 51 treatment.
I have no idea how many planets and moons make up the Xilâkana Empire. âMoon to Moon FMâ was a one-off parody of real-life conspiracy theory radio shows. It never developed into a larger universe. Of course, if I did state the number of planets and moons, conspiracy theorists would probably dispute it.
Thevânar and Tiyanok probably believe anything to do with government cover-ups about the existence of human beings.
âReal Housewives of the Intergalacticâ by HJ Ramsay, published in Translunar Travelers Lounge, is a lot of fun. It is a sweet and hopeful sci-fi comedy that we could use more of in tough times.
I am reading How to Make Money in Any Market by Jim Cramer because being a writer doesnât usually pay the bills.
Here is an incoming shameless plug alert for my ongoing sci-fi short story, novelette, and novella series The Intergalactic Misadventures of Henry Trevalu. Henry is the twenty-two-year-old Catholic, aro ace, sole heir and fifty percent owner of Trevalu Intergalactic Spice Company who somehow manages to get knocked around the universe time and time again. Family wealth doesnât mean much when you get forcibly stuffed into a giant snow marsupialâs pouch, temporarily lose some of your teeth due to an extraterrestrial chewing gum accident, and cheat the death penalty on an alien planet by letting your hermaphroditic cellmate impregnate you with two thousand pseudo-octopus fry, among other interplanetary mishaps. Pleading His Belly on Zakon-4 (yep, the mpreg one) is coming to a galaxy near you in Spring 2026 courtesy of The Whumpy Printing Press.
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