Bobby Rollins — An interview with the author of The Nonsense Machine
Have you spent any time in a small business or tech repair shop like Benny’s?
I remember going to them as a kid with my parents, and each one was chaotically stuffed like a moving van, or closet when a new partner is coming over. The counters and workbenches were always full of tools, pieces of machines, and parts, and yet, the shopkeeper always seemed to know exactly where everything was. This story started as my tribute to those people and places, in an era where consumer choice has made most of them obsolete.
Do you know anyone who has named their business after made-up person like Alfred did with Benny’s?
Nope.
How long do you think Bradford lasts in the shop with his fax machine?
Exactly one punch.
Do you think Bradford ever figures out how his watch works?
Not a chance, he’s far too busy for that!
Would you like working for someone like Albert?
Smiling eyes go a long way with me, so yes, without a doubt. They are one of those precious things that still can't be faked. I’d love to see that sort of genuine happiness wherever I go.
How long would you last trying to explain to Bradford how his watch works?
Not very. Some clients are better off without me!
How many times has this story been rejected by other markets?
17 by my math, a new lucky number! It was shortlisted twice, so third (or 18th) time the charm.
What book are you reading right now?
Death of a Nobody by Jules Romains. It’s one of those aged beauties that still feel contemporary. I end up having to remind myself it was written 100 years ago.